A day touring

SOLDIER!
What now...?
I brought an acquaintance of mine, just so you can know him.
What kind of acquaintance?
Come in, man.
Hello there, young lad. General has spoken a lot about you.
Yeah, I believe so...
At first I was skeptical about such a young and unexperienced one like you, to deserve such attention.
What? Attention?
Come on general, tell him what you told me.
Well, the thing is, we came to an agreement, you deserve something for your efforts, soldier.
That's not the whole truth, general.
Oh come on...
Heh, still tough I can see. What my friend here is so reluctant to say, is that you should be rewarded.
I'm sorry sir but, wasn't that exactly what he just said?
Oh, yes, but you should know who defended the idea of rewarding you. When he reported to me your efforts and said you should be rewarded, my reaction was simple, no. I said that even though you perhaps have put all your strength in your duty, the final result was merely... average. You should have seen this man's eyes as I said these very words about your outcome. It's been a long time since I saw his eyes like that, he said "excuse me sir, I dare you to do better". There has to be something different in you.
He... said that?
Maybe I did, not with these words though, who knows...
Come on general, my memory never fails me. I'll keep an eye on you, young one. I have to go now, see you later general.
Alright... sir...
He speaks too much, doesn't he?
Well, sir, I thought he... spoke just what he had to.
DO NOT RUIN THINGS FOR YOU, SOLDIER!
Al... alright sir, understood. May I ask, what's my... reward?


I can't believe we are going to the city, see all those christmas lights and all those christmas adornments and the trees and the reindeers and...
Hey, who said you are going?
But I, I helped you studying!
Pretending to be a viking? Charging for a pizza I did not order?
Well, I helped you in ways your mind is not ready to understand...
Bullcrap.
Hah! FOUL WORD! Bring me to the tour or I'll tell general that you... said bad things to me.
Why would he believe you?
'Cause I have recorded this talk, see?
"Bullcrap... Bullcrap... Buuuuull"
Holy... you monster!
But a monster that will see the christmas decorations!
One day I'll show you who's in charge here...
Maybe maybe, let's get ready for now!


I can't believe I'm taking that idiot with me...
HEY, YOU!
HOLY CRAP! Are you trying to scare me to death??
ARE YOU REAAAADY TO ROCK!?
Please, could you act normal, for once?
This is my normal. I'm alive and rocking.
Whatever, let's just go. And do not do these air guitar things in public please.
Okay, but just because you said the magic word.


Look! I didn't even know we had such christmas decorations near home!
Yeah, and that's just the beginning, we are going on a tour until we get to the real thing.
What's the real thing?
There's a big tree at the center of the city, with luminous effects all around. And they've built a "christmas city" near it.
A CHRISTMAS CITY?
Uhm, yep.
OH MY GOD, WE'LL SEE SNOW AND SNOWMANS AND... GIANT SNOWMANS?
I don't think so, they did not change the climate so it could snow...
Wah... boring...
Oh come on, there'll be lots of these decorations you love so much.
You don't like the decorations and the lights?
Well I...
YOU HATE CHRISTMAS?! YOU MONSTER!
I did not say that!
I read that on your face! YOU HATE CHRISTMAS!
Shut up, I don't, I just don't show it like those crazy people.
You're the one crazy in here, why don't you show you like christmas?


Can you believe this? WE'RE NEAR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS TREE EVER MADE!
Yeah, it's very cool.
I'LL CLIMB IT, MAYBE I CAN FIND SANTA CLAUS OVER THE TOP!
Are you nuts?? Get down here!
Hey, why did you pull me? I could have fallen with my head on the floor and then I would have died and then...
Enough.
Boring!
Come, the town is right there.
OH MY GOD! IS SANTA CLAUS THERE??
May... COME HERE, DO NOT RUN LIKE THAT YOU FREAK!


I doubt they eat popcorns on the real "christmas town".
Still, you're eating it.
Yeah but, I'm not into the real one.
Stop complaining, you were like a total weirdo inside the town. Kids younger than you weren't doing such childish things.
But... it's christmas...
Sure. Whatever.


We did not come through this way...
Yeah I know, but I want to see some other areas of the city, there's some parts we did not see.
So, we are going to see more decorations??
Yep.
NICE! COME ON, LET'S GO! RUN!
I can't believe my calm tour turned into this...


Home sweet home! We should go through these tours everyday!
General would kill me (if I didn't kill myself first...).
Time to sleep! Good night!
Yeah, good night.


What the fuck is that over my bed? Great, now not only he ruins my tour through the city but he also throws garbage over my bed. There's a note...
"I know you're not a monster, merry christmas"

Christmas' Follies

Bing bang boom.
This night had one of the prettiest rains this year. Well, at least the prettiest taking into account these last months. Really pretty.
Well, I'm a sucker for these heavy rains without wind. Looks like the perfect ambience.
I don't really have much to write, just wanted to write something, so, I hope no one bothers to read this since is just another "yahoo it's raining", or something like that.
This is the christmas with the least feeling of being christmas I've witnessed, ok I know I haven't seen lots and lots of christmas, but seriously, that doesn't change my sentence does it? But I don't know, maybe I overestimate this season. A lot. I get even... sensitive, it could be said. But I like it somehow. There's the snow and the lights and... yeah I know we don't have snow where I live, but everywhere you look there's snow (consider everywhere as books and movies).
Christmas... season of contradictions. It's true most of the battles are over, but then some new ones started. And as most battles created by humans, they make no sense. And I should be sleeping by now in order to start early tomorrow. Yeah I really should. Well, then we have a problem.
I wonder whether should we change for people or not. Well, in a relationship one must give up on some of his... ahn... things, in order to achieve something bigger for both. Or something like that, I warned you not to read so do not complain. Just random thoughts. What if you are so weird that trying to be a bit more normal makes you be just weird? I don't know. Perhaps we shouldn't change for people because... they are not worth it, I mean, how could we know? Changing in order to have them and them you lose and then you see that it was not worth it but you already made the effort and the change so you have to re-change and... well, dizzy it seems. But if you don't then there's nothing, and perhaps by both ways you end in the same place.
Well, remember one thing, people bleed the same way, so no one is invencible nor have the right to treat others as... something else. That does not apply to vengeance since after you treat someone as shit you become shit, but the one who became shit now has the right to strike back and get out of it normally since it was a different situation. So it's... attack first if you dare to handle the consequences.
But those are two different things and will take a little to be understood.
We should have more hot chocolates for these cold nights. That's a priority. And we should something very different and exciting happening. But that's not a priority due to reality's impossibilities. So I'll focus on the hot chocolate. Guess it has the same effect on a short time analysis.
About LCD televisions, well, they'll have to wait. But not much, not much. It's almost time. When a family buys a TV for the house, it can be considered as a gift? Like, a gift for the house? Well, who gives a shit anyway.
And I'll hire some Pepper Pots to pass her hands through my hair in order to make me sleep. Listening to christmas songs such as The Carol of the Bells.
Yeah, sounds like a deal.

A day studying, part 2

Looks like now I'll be able to study in peace...
*child sneaks through the open door*
Sin 4t equals to...
HAAAAAAARE...
WHAT THE HELL?!
HAREE PIZZAAA...
What are you doing??
Pizza pizzaaaa... I'm into the pizza delivery business!
That explains why you're dressed like that... I won't even try to argue, just... go away.
B-but!
...What?
You need to pay for the pizza!
Pay for what?!
You think I bring pizza for free? The happiness of bringing customers their delicious pizzas does not pay my rent.
You don't pay any rent.
Of course, you don't pay for your pizza!
I did not ask for any crappy pizza.
I don't care whether you have amnesia or not, I bring it, you pay it.
WHY WOULD I PAY FOR SOMETHING I DID NOT ORDER?
Because that's what we pizza delivery people do! We deliver the pizza!
You deliver the pizza for those who ORDER it!
Oh... really?
Gosh...
So... wanna order?


WHAT IN HELL IS THAT??
Some pizza sir.
PIZZA? YOUR STUDIES ARE NOW ABOUT EATING PIZZA?
No sir, I'm studying, the pizza is there, on her own.
I'll confiscate this artifact then. Might disturb your studies.
You're... stealing my food?!
Is that a confession? Did I hear ''I confess I was eating it sir, I'm guilty and accept punishment"?
No, I just... I was pretending to eat it after studies.
So, right after you finish, you talk to me soldier, and I give it to you.
But it will get cold...
OF COURSE IT WILL GET COLD! DO YOU THINK WE EAT HOT PIZZAS DURING WAR SOLDIER?
No sir...
Then I guess my job's done around here.


No money... no pizza... I guess it just doesn't get worse than this...
*child sneaks through the door dressed as a warthog*

A day studying

I don't want to study anymore... please...
You don't want because you don't have the capacity to study! You can't assimilate the knowledge!
I'm not dumb...
Yes you are, and that's why you wanna give up! Those who give up will never win! Wanna be dumb and also a loser?!
But... but...
BUT WHAT!? DO YOU WANT TO LOOOOSE??
B-but...
ANSWER ME SOLDIER!
I'll study...
Fine.


Woots!
Hi there.
I came to disturb you! What are you doing?
I'm studying.
I will disturb your studies then!
Ok, whatever.
You still studying?
Yep.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shit man, I almost fell off my chair, don't go around screaming like that!
Hee-hee!
Hey, come back here when I scold you!


Ka-Boom!
Ah, it's you again...
Yesh! I've came to raid your studies, I'm a viking ready to plunder!
Seriously, do you KNOW what's plunder?
Of course!
Hey! Give me my notebook back!
The dreadful viking returns home after a successful pillage!
That's not funny! Come back here! Stop running NOW!
Go vikings GO!
Shit...


That's ok... I can study without that notebook, I can write on... the table, yeah. Then I'll have both a stylish table and the whole subject where I can see it easily... or not... damn.
I SEE A LOITERER!
Oh my god...
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WITH LOITERERS?
Sir, no sir.
A war is never won by lingerers. And you, you stupid slug, is one of them.
A viking, no, I mean, someone pretending to be a viking stole my damn notebook.
Do you think I have time to hear your wonderful stories? Quit drugs and go back to your studies soldier.
Alright...


Hello it's me again!
What? Wanna steal my pen? My table? Why don't you kill me right away God damnit.
You look troubled fella.
WHAT?!
You see, if I were you, I would give a break on studies and relax a little. You can go nuts if you never do what pleases you.
I was studying, UNTIL YOU CAME HERE AND FUCKING STOLE MY NOTEBOOK!
You see, stressed people resort to slander, they get aggressive and such.
Just. Give. Me. My. Notebook.
You think I'm Santa Claus?? I'm not walking around giving people what they want.
But you took it from me!
Then I guess you were dreaming instead of studying, you need focus on studies, get serious on what you have to do.
Go away before I freakin' kill you...
ON MY WAY!